the burlesque poetess(s)

mlle:

L’anarchie pour fraggle rock (by burlesquepoetess)

jojo wld like to invite you to Walter Sickert & The Army of Brojen Toys’s soft time traveler cd release TONIGHT!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 23, 2013, 9:00pm
Soft Time Traveler: Walter Sickert & the ARmy of BRoken TOys with Ruby Rose Fox, The Field Effect, The Rationales
Saturday, March 23 
Doors at 8 PM; Show at 9 PM; 18+ Show
Advance Box Office Price $14

Tickets: http://bit.ly/10bf8ws

jojolazar:

Your ukulele “professoress” for all occasions! Goofy -or- melancholy and everything inbetween… Passim School of music is continuing to assist in my corrupting the world w. the mighty ukulele!

http://www.clubpassim.org/school/continuing-ukulele-circle

Continuing ukulele circle w. jojo Lazar
Starts: 03/12/2013
Tuesdays 6:30PM - 7:45PM, 5 Sessions | $120 / 105 (members)

So you’ve learned to play some tunes on uke, but want to expand your abilities, chords and strum vocabulary— beyond! In this environment you can challenge yourself, make personal goals, (try a new size/type of uke? play standing?) and develop your own songbook. This unique group will teach you some intermediate strumming/fingerpicking, more complex songs, techniques in transposing contemporary music and a bit more music theory as relates to ukulele. 5 weeks of a supportive fun atmosphere for post-beginner level students interested in a unique collaborative environment. Vaudevillian standards and rock songs I can/will teach you, but what you want to do next is up to you!

Any questions feel free to contact me, burlesque.poetess@gmail.com /
jojolazar.com

March 12, 19, 26, April 2, 9

jojo, The Burlesque Poetess
@ Wicked, the revenge of the renaissance faire THIS WEEKEND!
(feb 15-17, Doubletree Somerset NJ & Bridgewater-Somerset hotel)

i’ll be teaching a group uke lesson Sat. afternoon at 3p, det’s soon— and i’ll be busking you lovingly out of the con hither and yon on Sun. as always!

…appearing as curious Boopkowitz artifact at:
THE TIME TRAVELER’S RESORT (Bridgewater-Somerset)

SET TIMES / SATURDAY
2p - Burlesque Poetess musical/comedy etc. @ Salon C&D  (TTR hotel)
3p - group beginning uke lesson - Kennedy Ballroom (TTR)
8p/whoknows! - The ‘Neverending Party’ @ The Concierge Lounge, a Speakeasy Soiree, set time unknown but shld be rated RRRRacy!

AND SUNDAY
12:30p - Burlesque Poetess bidding you adieu from Salon C&D
Then busking err’where! Then back to beantownz :/

Wicked’s full sched. as a google .doc is accessible here: http://wickedfaire.com/pleasures

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jojo, “The Burlesque Poetess” (Army of Toys, Tiny Maccabees Prod.’s)— is known for wielding ukulele and frilly verse with a glam future-past songbook that ranges from vaudeville standards to original wax cylinder waltzes. She draws blind contour caricatures and writes gift inapproetry on the spot, as well. You may have seen this tiny tart being a broken toy, girl so loud or tiny instrument busking in the gutter— and being a generally feisty Betty Boopkowitz about greater Boston and the Steampunk ports of the Eastern seaboard. Speak easy, mister. (http://jojolazar.com)

jojolazar:

TWENTY THIRTEEN! YEAR OF THE ROCK-KELE!

well, anyway, 2013 - the year i teach -you- to teach yourself how to do whatever you want on the ukelele, forevs. for reals. with pleasure and a lot of laughing, it’s a really fun course. lookin forward, guys! i am honoured and privileged to be an instructor at Passim School of music! my last course was full of phenom’ ppl and i can’t wait to see what comes next.

Beginning/Intermediate Ukulele
jojo Lazar
Starts: 01/15/2013
Tuesdays 6:30PM - 7:45PM 6 Sessions | $140 / 120 (members)
http://passim.org/school/beginningintermediate-ukulele

Learn the very versatile and more than a tad vaudevillian tiny instrument in a relaxed classroom setting.

This unique 2-part class gives you a fun and thorough 4 week introduction to the ukulele (tuning, posture, strums, chords, reading charts, standard and rock tunes, fingerpicking) followed by 2 weeks devoted to your own song projects. After a few sessions you won’t be a beginner, you’ll simply be a ukulele player! —one ready to be the life of any party or speak easy.

January 15, 22, 29, February 5, 12, 26

http://passim.org/school/beginningintermediate-ukulele

mlle:

We are 3 days away from our less than $500 goal! let’s make our first offic’ band VIDEO! **our kickstarter** also ends on the Mayan end of the world, when we’re throwing a Last day on earth party at Oberon with the ORG kids! 12/20. Here’s my prize package (3 of 5 left!):

(12.1.12) INTRODUCING - The ARmy of BRoken TOys

http://youtu.be/tzMV9lO8-vg
http://kck.st/Umgzjo

We wanted to take a few minutes, over the next few days, to introduce you to each member of the band and highlight a bit about them and their their unique contributions to our “Dada-esque steamcrunk carnival of just plain good ‘not-always-so-clean’ fun”! Each new band member will come with a BRAND NEW reward!

jojo’s NEW REWARD

$10: jojo - #TWEETKU - {a twitter poem from jojo + Title Track - DIGITAL DOWNLOAD + ETHER ART CARD} jojo the Burlesque Poetess will TWEET YOU A POEM authored just for YOU!!! (https://twitter.com/poetesss) you’ll also get a digital download of the title track…with bonus art & kickstarter-exclusive content and a digital art card

If you can’t donate, please rebroadcast! Yours in tiny zeppelins, jojo

—-> http://kck.st/Umgzjo

Commissioned inapproetry pour vous, mes amis ;)