the burlesque poetess(s)


i'm jojo lazar, each and every one of your/s burlesque poetess(s) ~ vaudeville/verse upon request for all your parlour room seance needs.
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~ Thursday, April 3 ~
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OPERATE IN ISOLATION, as well as
A dapper timepiece
works any look.
“And we love nude lips,” tightly controlled.
latest rollout, a collection
perfect balance between
glitz and sobriety. The alligator-
above, inspired by a men
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO
Neither moral or immoral; strap themselves
big on holidays. When they first
started out, in             they were a couple.
Victorian coat from the
Barcelona Opera House or a, b, c
bitter chocolate wash
If words could only EXCLUSIVE
C. sandhill khaki classic
natural curvy
CLASSIC FIT sits above
At the rear of the entrance lobby
into the US section is a bricked up
and unused lift shaft which
would have provided access
PRESTO FLUID DRIVE*
A, C, Natural, one wall
fitted with a one-way Perspex
screen allowing
anonymity // #napo #napowrimo #cantopoem #cutupcanto #erasurecanto #erasurepoetry #cutupmethod #poem #poemaday #poetry #artjournal magazines/words via @bwiderski/joann and Martha’s 40’s life, and the usual lady rags too #glamourmagazine #coldwatercreek #grannycore arts contd haha #Nationalpoetrymonth  (at Place inapproetry comes from)

mlle:

OPERATE IN ISOLATION, as well as
A dapper timepiece
works any look.
“And we love nude lips,” tightly controlled.
latest rollout, a collection
perfect balance between
glitz and sobriety. The alligator-
above, inspired by a men


SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO
Neither moral or immoral; strap themselves
big on holidays. When they first
started out, in they were a couple.

Victorian coat from the
Barcelona Opera House or a, b, c
bitter chocolate wash

If words could only EXCLUSIVE

C. sandhill khaki classic
natural curvy
CLASSIC FIT sits above
At the rear of the entrance lobby
into the US section is a bricked up
and unused lift shaft which
would have provided access

PRESTO FLUID DRIVE*

A, C, Natural, one wall
fitted with a one-way Perspex
screen allowing
anonymity // #napo #napowrimo #cantopoem #cutupcanto #erasurecanto #erasurepoetry #cutupmethod #poem #poemaday #poetry #artjournal magazines/words via @bwiderski/joann and Martha’s 40’s life, and the usual lady rags too #glamourmagazine #coldwatercreek #grannycore arts contd haha #Nationalpoetrymonth (at Place inapproetry comes from)

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~ Thursday, January 2 ~
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jojolazar:

U GUYZ my dream of a drop-in ukulele practice circle has come true, and Passim is letting me host it alongside my beg/cont. ukulele classes! pay when you play! come play! come learn :D

http://www.passim.org/school/drop-ukulele-circle-jojo-lazar

Drop-in Ukulele Circle with jojo Lazar
Starts: 01/14/2014
Tuesday 6:30PM - 7:45PM  ($10 / $8 members)

Hey hep cats on tiny instruments! Now being offered every other week (option of additional) a fun ukulele practice community hosted by jojo Lazar. Stop by a supportive performative salon space for ukulele players (prior Passim student attendees, self-taught, wherever!), folks looking to keep their chops up welcome. Drop in and share a tune you’re working on and listen to others, stay and strum a while. Queries? burlesque.poetess@gmail / jojolazar.com
**NOTE: This class is $10nm/$8m per class meeting.

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later that same week, STARTING THURS 1/16:
i’m teaching beginning -and- continuing ukulele

http://passim.org/school/beginning-ukulele-jojo-lazarhttp://passim.org/school/continuing-ukulele-jojo-lazar-0

happy new year! may it be full of love and serenading folks you like on tiny instruments, shld you fancy of course ;) best, jojo

http://facebook.com/ukejojohttp://vimeo.com/ukejojo (has some sample strum-along videos)

PS online skype/gchat ukulele lessons or independent mentoring? email me if interested! burlesque.poetess@gmail

jojolazar:

U GUYZ my dream of a drop-in ukulele practice circle has come true, and Passim is letting me host it alongside my beg/cont. ukulele classes! pay when you play! come play! come learn :D

http://www.passim.org/school/drop-ukulele-circle-jojo-lazar

Drop-in Ukulele Circle with jojo Lazar
Starts: 01/14/2014
Tuesday 6:30PM - 7:45PM ($10 / $8 members)

Hey hep cats on tiny instruments! Now being offered every other week (option of additional) a fun ukulele practice community hosted by jojo Lazar. Stop by a supportive performative salon space for ukulele players (prior Passim student attendees, self-taught, wherever!), folks looking to keep their chops up welcome. Drop in and share a tune you’re working on and listen to others, stay and strum a while. Queries? burlesque.poetess@gmail / jojolazar.com

**NOTE: This class is $10nm/$8m per class meeting.

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later that same week, STARTING THURS 1/16:
i’m teaching beginning -and- continuing ukulele

http://passim.org/school/beginning-ukulele-jojo-lazar
http://passim.org/school/continuing-ukulele-jojo-lazar-0

happy new year! may it be full of love and serenading folks you like on tiny instruments, shld you fancy of course ;) best, jojo

http://facebook.com/ukejojo
http://vimeo.com/ukejojo (has some sample strum-along videos)

PS online skype/gchat ukulele lessons or independent mentoring? email me if interested! burlesque.poetess@gmail

Tags: ukulele lessons passim school of music ukulele
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~ Monday, September 30 ~
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mlle:

'A Necessary Autumn Inside Each' (transl Coleman Barks, The Soul of Rumi) 

Birthday of Rumi <3

"Be crumbled, so wildflowers will come up / where you are. You’ve been / stony for too many years. Try something different. Surrender."

mlle:

'A Necessary Autumn Inside Each' (transl Coleman Barks, The Soul of Rumi)

Birthday of Rumi <3

"Be crumbled, so wildflowers will come up / where you are. You’ve been / stony for too many years. Try something different. Surrender."


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mlle:

gift watercolour &amp; (cut-up/lifted magazine lines) poem on ‘a clockwork cowboy’ (originally, the requested topic) as a gift for Clint :)

"I treat art as a service." she says
“I think of myself as a service worker.” -Pipilotti Rist

What makes a game a game
him, with his strong features and a
lanterns
tune they hum

Wire writing
marvelous, with tattoos down their necks

master hobnobbing with the other
salute Partners, use that wanking

your hair will look great after… jack
virgin

eye on the— it’s perfect!
Timeless Import
he preferred
backstage, then watching
musicians


(with lines from ‘09? and other rando: Penthouse, Harvard Magazine, Marie Claire, NYT magazine, etc….)

mlle:

gift watercolour & (cut-up/lifted magazine lines) poem on ‘a clockwork cowboy’ (originally, the requested topic) as a gift for Clint :)


"I treat art as a service." she says
“I think of myself as a service worker.”
-Pipilotti Rist


What makes a game a game
him, with his strong features and a
lanterns
tune they hum

Wire writing
marvelous, with tattoos down their necks

master hobnobbing with the other
salute Partners, use that wanking

your hair will look great after… jack
virgin

eye on the— it’s perfect!
Timeless Import
he preferred
backstage, then watching
musicians


(with lines from ‘09? and other rando: Penthouse, Harvard Magazine, Marie Claire, NYT magazine, etc….)


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~ Wednesday, September 4 ~
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jojolazar:

Passim School of Music free open house this THURS!

Open House at the Passim School of Music!
Starts: 09/05/2013
Thursday 7PM - 9PM 1 Session / $0
Join us for a free open house at the Passim School of Music! Come tour the School and find out more about our classes; meet instructors and take a 15-minute Class Preview; and meet other like-minded students.
Instructors leading Class Previews include: Jenna Moynihan, Lloyd Thayer, Joanna Katzen, Janet Feld, Bertrand laurence, jojo Lazar, and Ben Krakauer.
The event will take place at:
Passim School of Music
26 Church Street, 3rd Floor
Cambridge, MA 02138
*NOTE: No tickets necessary for this event - just walk in! And remember, this does not take place at Club Passim - it’s on the 3rd floor of the same building via our 26 Church Street entrance.

http://www.passim.org/school/open-house-passim-school-music

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it’s that time again!



One Room Uke Schoolhouse with jojo Lazar
Starts: 09/10/2013
Tuesdays 6:30PM - 7:45PM 6 Sessions
$140 / 120 (members)
Are you just starting out on the ukulele, continuing, or need a refresher group to practice with? This 6 week course begins with a supportive fast paced intro/review of ukulele basics, designed around your skill level. Some students can focus on learning initial tunes ‘n tricks while others can hone their fingerpicking, strum patterns, and learn new styles. This class will cover vaudeville standards, rock, folk, and whatever you fancy to build a songbook and style all your own.

http://passim.org/school/one-room-uke-schoolhouse-jojo-lazar

jojolazar:

Passim School of Music free open house this THURS!

Open House at the Passim School of Music!
Starts: 09/05/2013
Thursday 7PM - 9PM 1 Session / $0
Join us for a free open house at the Passim School of Music! Come tour the School and find out more about our classes; meet instructors and take a 15-minute Class Preview; and meet other like-minded students.

Instructors leading Class Previews include: Jenna Moynihan, Lloyd Thayer, Joanna Katzen, Janet Feld, Bertrand laurence, jojo Lazar, and Ben Krakauer.

The event will take place at:
Passim School of Music
26 Church Street, 3rd Floor
Cambridge, MA 02138

*NOTE: No tickets necessary for this event - just walk in! And remember, this does not take place at Club Passim - it’s on the 3rd floor of the same building via our 26 Church Street entrance.

http://www.passim.org/school/open-house-passim-school-music

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it’s that time again!

srs bznss uke ppls

One Room Uke Schoolhouse with jojo Lazar
Starts: 09/10/2013
Tuesdays 6:30PM - 7:45PM 6 Sessions
$140 / 120 (members)
Are you just starting out on the ukulele, continuing, or need a refresher group to practice with? This 6 week course begins with a supportive fast paced intro/review of ukulele basics, designed around your skill level. Some students can focus on learning initial tunes ‘n tricks while others can hone their fingerpicking, strum patterns, and learn new styles. This class will cover vaudeville standards, rock, folk, and whatever you fancy to build a songbook and style all your own.

http://passim.org/school/one-room-uke-schoolhouse-jojo-lazar

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~ Tuesday, May 21 ~
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Sometimes i play flute in back to the future. (Goblin Market, Steampunk World’s Fair this past sat!) annnd freaking out finale like Walter’s little uke-familiar, too. hehe.

Preview of more pics to come, by “other jojo” (Joan!)

Tags: steampunk world's fair spwf ukulele ukelele flute walter sickert army of toys army of broken toys goblin market circus conventions pictures
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~ Sunday, May 5 ~
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Canto/lifepigraphs via New Yorker/O Magazine

Power of suggestion: The asymmetrical

Compared with other cultures we live in
a touch-phobic society that’s made affection
with anyone but loved ones taboo.
Like a degree but quicker; like a job but more fun;
like a boyfriend but forever. At ten minutes
a man gets more successful,
everyone is rooting for him. As a woman gets
more successful, both men and women like
her less. Break glass in case of
could be more confidence.

Tags: canto found poetry lifted lines cut up method poetry burlesque poetess
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~ Wednesday, May 1 ~
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jojolazar:

One-Room Uke Schoolhouse with jojo Lazar
Starts: 05/07/2013
Tuesdays 6:30PM - 7:45PM 6 Sessions
$140 members / 120

Just starting out, continuing, or need a refresher group to practice ukulele with? This 6 week course begins with a supportive fast paced intro/review of ukulele basics, designed around your skill level. Some students can focus on learning initial tunes ‘n tricks while others can hone their fingerpicking, strum patterns, and learn new styles. This class will cover vaudeville standards, rock, folk, and whatever you fancy to build a songbook and style all your own.

Contact jojo Lazar – jojolazar.com - burlesque.poetess@gmail.com
May 7, 14, 21, 28, June 4, 11

http://passim.org/school/one-room-uke-schoolhouse-jojo-lazar

(screencap of my silly youtube homework helpers i make for homework helpers!)

jojolazar:

One-Room Uke Schoolhouse with jojo Lazar
Starts: 05/07/2013
Tuesdays 6:30PM - 7:45PM 6 Sessions
$140 members / 120

Just starting out, continuing, or need a refresher group to practice ukulele with? This 6 week course begins with a supportive fast paced intro/review of ukulele basics, designed around your skill level. Some students can focus on learning initial tunes ‘n tricks while others can hone their fingerpicking, strum patterns, and learn new styles. This class will cover vaudeville standards, rock, folk, and whatever you fancy to build a songbook and style all your own.

Contact jojo Lazar – jojolazar.com - burlesque.poetess@gmail.com

May 7, 14, 21, 28, June 4, 11

http://passim.org/school/one-room-uke-schoolhouse-jojo-lazar

(screencap of my silly youtube homework helpers i make for homework helpers!)


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~ Monday, April 22 ~
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jojolazar:

The Burlesque Poetess @ Twisted World: Divine Decadence [my FB event page/sched]
FEAT. guest jew harp &amp; multi-strumentalist poet performer AMERIGO MACKERAL!April 26-28, Doubletree Hotel, Somerset NJ

set times for your busking nakey ruffian

FRIDAY…April, 26, 20138:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Acoustic Stage

10:30 pm - 11:30 pm
Lobby Stage.

SATURDAY…2:00 pm - 2:30 pm
Mirabelle Stage

7:00 pm - 8:00 pm
Upstairs Stage

And a guest appearence in one miss rollerhoops’s set likely as well?!

ABOUT: Celebrate the Decadence of Decades and World Visions!
Twisted World: Divine Decadence is an 18+ festival that spans 3 days of avante garde performances, bands, writers, artists, vendors, costuming, and more.

We are multicultural, multi-genre, sex-positive, feminist, and welcoming of all genders. Our staff members all have a track record of being the best at what they do. Our attendees aren’t numbers – they are a part of our community.

We envision a world where all people can come together and celebrate what makes us different…together.

www.thetwistedworld.comhttps://www.facebook.com/TheTwistedWorld.RFP
http://www.facebook.com/events/333108596745124/ 

(photo by Hans Wendland/Soft time cd release)

jojolazar:

The Burlesque Poetess @ Twisted World: Divine Decadence [my FB event page/sched] FEAT. guest jew harp & multi-strumentalist poet performer AMERIGO MACKERAL!

April 26-28, Doubletree Hotel, Somerset NJ

set times for your busking nakey ruffian

FRIDAY…April, 26, 2013
8:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Acoustic Stage

10:30 pm - 11:30 pm
Lobby Stage
.

SATURDAY…
2:00 pm - 2:30 pm
Mirabelle Stage

7:00 pm - 8:00 pm
Upstairs Stage

And a guest appearence in one miss rollerhoops’s set likely as well?!

ABOUT: Celebrate the Decadence of Decades and World Visions!
Twisted World: Divine Decadence is an 18+ festival that spans 3 days of avante garde performances, bands, writers, artists, vendors, costuming, and more.

We are multicultural, multi-genre, sex-positive, feminist, and welcoming of all genders. Our staff members all have a track record of being the best at what they do. Our attendees aren’t numbers – they are a part of our community.

We envision a world where all people can come together and celebrate what makes us different…together.

www.thetwistedworld.com
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwistedWorld.RFP http://www.facebook.com/events/333108596745124/

(photo by Hans Wendland/Soft time cd release)

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~ Friday, April 12 ~
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jojolazar:

WALTER SICKERT &amp; THE ARMY OF BROKEN TOYS on tour with JAGGERY!

***SOFT TIME TRAVELER TOUR***

4/13 - Royal Room Seattle, Seattle -&gt; http://www.facebook.com/events/123273141196789/

4/14 - Hollywood Theatre Portland -&gt; http://www.facebook.com/events/446651692079856/ PreSale tickets will be here -&gt; http://hollywoodtheatre.org/

4/15 Cafe Du Norde , San Fransisco -&gt;   http://www.facebook.com/events/580883078591665/ PreSale Tickets -&gt; http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=3416004

4/16 Queen Bee, San Diego -&gt; http://www.facebook.com/events/389215141177859/ PreSale Tickets -&gt; http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/348969

4/17 - Rogue Bar, Scottsdale -&gt; http://www.facebook.com/events/324559277666422/

4/19 - JAM Fest - DeLeon Plaza Band Stand, Victoria, TX -&gt; https://www.facebook.com/events/145884895585565/

4/20 - Swan Dive, Austin -&gt; http://www.facebook.com/events/555289794491148/

jojolazar:

WALTER SICKERT & THE ARMY OF BROKEN TOYS on tour with JAGGERY!

***SOFT TIME TRAVELER TOUR***

4/13 - Royal Room Seattle, Seattle -> http://www.facebook.com/events/123273141196789/

4/14 - Hollywood Theatre Portland -> http://www.facebook.com/events/446651692079856/ PreSale tickets will be here -> http://hollywoodtheatre.org/

4/15 Cafe Du Norde , San Fransisco -> http://www.facebook.com/events/580883078591665/ PreSale Tickets -> http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3416004

4/16 Queen Bee, San Diego -> http://www.facebook.com/events/389215141177859/ PreSale Tickets -> http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/348969

4/17 - Rogue Bar, Scottsdale -> http://www.facebook.com/events/324559277666422/

4/19 - JAM Fest - DeLeon Plaza Band Stand, Victoria, TX -> https://www.facebook.com/events/145884895585565/

4/20 - Swan Dive, Austin -> http://www.facebook.com/events/555289794491148/

Tags: army of toys soft time soft time traveler tour upcoming flyer
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