January 2012
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it’s a new year, and i’m starting it sharing a new art studio/practice & workshop space (exciting big/bright/lovely/accessible to Bostocamberville friends!) i hope to have zine/creative writing mentoring options available soon, and eventually mirror-virtual writing workshops. woo! in other news, i’m going to be helping ‘VIDA: women in literary arts’ folks again...
Jan 6th
December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 8th
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October 2011
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Oct 3rd
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September 2011
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Keyring/calendar x-post (Welcome to my Fall!)
(http://bit.ly/keyringcal ~ jojolazar.com) 9/16 jojo’s *art for Aliza’s brain trust will be on sale via roving cigarette/merch girl & available as a special bundle during the raffle! —all at the RE-SCHEDULED Traniwreck! FRI. Sept 16, 2011 
TraniWreck: a benefit for Aliza 
at OBERON - 2 Arrow Street Harvard Square Cambridge, MA 
doors: 8pm show: 8:30pm 18+ 
advanced...
Sep 7th
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August 2011
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Aug 24th
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Updated keyring calendar! →
mlle.tumblr x-post, because i love: with immediate future-shows of the riff raff i get up to no good jewlesque awkville bandcestuous carny fambly steam crunks music with: WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS SO LOUD it’s ‘cos we’re jewish, Meff ‘n’ jojo’s Tiny Instrument Revue, Walter Sickert & The Army of BRoken TOys.
Aug 20th
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jojo's paintbox presents: ART for Aliza's Brain...
{mlle.tumblr x-post} i’m selling high quality card stock prints of my portraits of Aliza Shapiro/Heywood Wakefield. Your donations go straight to Aliza’s Brain Trust to support this pillar of light/life of the Boston community, aiding her ongoing medical/living expenses as she recuperates from a cerebral hemorrhage and stroke. (Read more here) The donation amount is up to you, but here’s my...
Aug 4th
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June 2011
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Jun 21st
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Words i may (over)use.
In editing a new manuscript assortment (how motley motley from my MFA thesis, your poem-requests, and my poem-a-day project)— i realized i use some words truly frequently (at least in this collection): champagne skeletal specter/spectre ghoul “red & black” (replaced one w. ‘coal ruby’) spirals The spiraling specter of champagne-skulled skeletal ghouls red...
Jun 20th
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May 2011
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Shameless upcoming show-cal' x-post.
(from jojolazar.com’s http://bit.ly/keyringcal) Achtung, new project: WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS SO LOUD it’s ‘cos we’re jewish Premiere of my outdoor voices awkville in excelsis project with my colleague in cabaret verse slinging, Amy Macabre… 6/25, “Drive in Saturday.” (FB event page) Niki Luparelli’s loving tribute to David Bowie (sequel) @...
May 31st
April 2011
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Apr 25th
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My cento for NaPoMo
Lying: to drink a dark with tiny shards plunge me deep in love. Put out. Emerge, twitch green trousers, naked man full of salt all dopey in the glass. To open your tiny… Beak-mouth, the trick is to make it pilot-personal. Little corners of a kind of ham, and candy limbs. Something offensive? A carousel-sweet dress, someone stands and weeps in the glass. I stand in duct...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 14th
March 2011
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The Spring Issue is Live!
The greatest cultural event of the season is finally here: the Spring 2011 issue of A Bad Penny Review has gone live! Poetry, Brown Paper Portraiture, and Nu-Vaudeville Performance from jojo Lazar! Mark Powell takes us through the painful process of Murdering His Darlings! James Claffey offers a “cuckoos nest of oddities” in “Where’s me dinner woman”! Twain...
Mar 20th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 8th
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February 2011
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Breaking TOys tiddly bits (plz help your broken...
[auto-reblog of mlle.tumblr self] for the record, mine ye olde neologism of Pornival (n.): implies the Walter Sickert portable carnival of possible/likely pornographic intent. emphasis on the portability and carnal carnival aspect of our tiny instrumentalist selves, biensur. X please write-in & vote for Walter Sickert as best Artist in the Phoenix’s Best of Poll (put Janaka Stucky...
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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38. For @wil329 on "teething toddlers" (crossover...
“Let me show you these photos of a desert sex-toy tupperware party” While the first, early tooth is an event And the calendrical leapfrog a reason To become a rum-runner, remember: Paul Revere’s lantern flashing garishly With a gauzey red scarf to set The bloody mood, my teeny Trunk’s indiscrete SEX in progress Lamp trampolines teething toddlers Out with...
Jan 12th
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37. The ancestral shell has been lost
(x-post LJ) Crossies, combination of poem-a-day #240 about December 30, 2010 (Bacon Day) And @popplers request for a poem on Squid/rain Frying pan and spatula melted Into early retirement— reservé aux mutiliés de la guerre Tail-gating scorched to new heights Roaring pork in the back of a Cherokee? Was it? Vagabond squid differentiated from ancestral Squatters, denim-stripped...
Jan 11th
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36. on being "in like" / return of the...
(x-posted to LJ) A game of online poem-project “crossies.” (Poem-a-day #239 meet poem-requests) Take 1! This is an ol’ poem-request from @jewelpike. A poem about “being ‘in like.’” You saw a face in that pile of shards A smashed tea set? By the trash bins Wind-blown corner lashes (subtle as twist ties) A painted vine on a lost saucer Flapper...
Jan 11th
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Jan 7th
November 2010
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poem-a-day week27 "If you can't sweat your way...
November 1-7, 2010 week27: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD The 2 Boston nights of the Dresden Dolls Reunion Tour…epic and rare. So they as a pair are the teaser. i was part of the meta-crowd-busk-ruckus, majorette-ing w. fellow Broken TOys Kevin Corzett (bari sax) & Tj “Terrorence” Horn (Rufio hobo drum...
Nov 22nd
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poem-a-day week26 "Nintendo conjured cock" & suchs
October 25-31, 2010 week26: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD close 2nd for this archived week’s teaser-poem is my kindof cousin/companion piece to “guitar hero
Nov 16th
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poem-a-day week25 "Confounding but fun-sounding!"
October 18-24, 2010 week25: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD Tales of Polish bday week/month of more shows than sleep, decadence and melty fondue memories of floral wreathlets that don’t slip off your halo. In close decisions equally-worthy of being the teaser-poem— read my bday poem & my 2nd-to-last...
Nov 8th
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October 2010
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poem-a-day week24 "Delicate deli inappropriacy in...
October 11-17, 2010 week24: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD (re-demonstrating how not to stash money your first day of busking in broad daylight) 164. October 15, 2010 (fri. rain’d out buskin’ lead to Brookline flyering/debauchery) Desire is matched by The distant rhythm Telegraph the breast This tasteless...
Oct 25th
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poem-a-day week23 "The radical civility of the...
October 4-10, 2010 week23: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD Close 2nd place choices for this week’s teaser(s) are the really neat collab. art/dada writing ex. zine pages from the workshop i taught 10/7, online now: Yes I’ll bill rarely, Sherry. And a poem i wrote that’s a kind of conversation w. a variety of...
Oct 24th
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show tonight shameless reblog
(via myself/la mlle.tumblr) A SHOW TONIGHT TUMBLE xxxo Heywood Wakefield sent a message to the members of The New Jew* Revue. —————————— Subject: Barry Manilow! Madonna! Oy Vey! Ticket still available! Tickets are still available for the show! We’ll have them at the door at 7:30pm. Bring your parents! Barry and Madonna are...
Oct 17th
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poem-a-day week22 "Cheaper workmanship in the...
September 27-October 3, 2010 week22: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD above-the-cut teaser this week includes my gift-art to Salter Wickert in honour of him finishing his first year of Inkdrips! & because my *other top-choice poem? edrie was already kind enough to pimp the hell out of on the facebook. i have a nice carnie...
Oct 14th
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poem-a-day week21 "Broad hip'd broadcast markup...
i’m everso everso tardy/be-hind/betwixt & ‘tween & playing awful ketchup, mes amis. do forgive me. last sat. (Cynthia von Buhler-world) to now (and it’s not over yet!) have been some of the most overstimulating art wankery ginormous and important-to-me performances of my life. and i started teaching my zine workshop! happy lady. full service multimedia freelance burlesque...
Oct 11th
September 2010
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be my facefriend?
the burlesque poetess xo p.s. did you cats know aboot ~ http://jojolazar.com , too? /shameless-dvertisements
Sep 24th
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poem-a-day week20 "Here agony-- In bloomers,...
September 13-19, 2010 week20: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD 135. September 14, 2010 (tues.) Walk-in appointment with the architect Of my collapsible midway, a myriad of mumbling Intoxicating monologues from con-artists Illustrated scholars in each booth Twirling their kimono belts suggestively Narcissus flower...
Sep 23rd
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Sep 20th
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poem-a-day week19 "The short life span being...
September 6-12, 2010 week19: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD 131. September 10, 2010 (fri.) “Don’t you know you have to wear eyeliner in your twitter picture?” Exhausted by beauty marks Knee Boop-bent inward Lower eyelids spider weighted Cartoonish astonishment, celluloid sensuality . “How...
Sep 18th
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poem-a-day week18 "The Art Deco spire, impractical...
August 30-September 5, 2010 week18: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD 123. September 2, 2010 (thurs., 2nd day busking for cabaret) Erotika Nostalgia Reunited shells Shopping for very bright grapes Corkscrews around your finger Ampersands ~ kiss curls Lovenotes stitched to satin lapels Glitter shapes for eyes A venue...
Sep 8th
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poem-a-day week17 "subdued 'morse code' section...
August 23-29, 2010 week17: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD 118. August 28, 2010 (sat. New Blood ORG, cloud club) Cleverly parking Below piano factory Balconies, cops and Construction to seduce Me away from the cookies Spose i can learn you Some Ziggy in the extra Courtyard mossy “green room” rail...
Sep 5th
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#wordnerd-ing & new jew revue
Wordsmith.org word of the day: enfant terrible PRONUNCIATION: (ahn*-fahn* te-REE-bluh) [* these syllables are nasal] plural enfants terribles (ahn*-fahn* te-REE-bluh) MEANING: noun: A person, especially someone famous or successful, whose unconventional lifestyle, work, or behavior appears shocking. ETYMOLOGY: From French enfant terrible (terrible child). USAGE: “Once an...
Sep 1st
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August 2010
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poem-a-day week16 "clothing style worn by members...
August 16-22, 2010 week16: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD 106. August 16, 2010 (mon., TOys photoshoot!) Afternoon freak trickle down Driveway puddles red Teacups’ black teeth leer Horse haunches ~ knock off ink drops The quite mad supper Quaint late apostles Bunnies in the opium Inhaling darjeeling The...
Aug 29th
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poem-a-day week15 recapping the "retrosexual"
August 9-15, 2010 week15: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD i’ve decided like that no-good army of TOys band i’m in (who defines its genre as steam crunk) i’d like the tiny instruments to be categorized as “retrosexual.” all of last-last week was spent gearing up for the tiny instruments’s...
Aug 24th
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poem-a-day week14 "Ziegfeld's midnight jinks"
August 2-8, 2010 week14: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD 97. August 7, 2010 (sat.) Carjacking nightmare For me, recurring bridges For you no teeth lost Nosing Inuits Frisky dolphins on black sheets Smoke rings stick around Ukulele Ike’s High note on Storrow detour Next car’s doing blow The Hills...
Aug 14th
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"combining elements of Velvet Goldmine and The...
[x-posted in part from burlesque poetess myspace blog (what the hell was i doing on that site?)] words. we like them. feel free to distribute/quote while talking saucily about our project to anyone, y’know. suit bands and ilk. P.S. we perform TO-NIGHT! (i shld go back to bed) 8pm Nick’s absinthe bar, Worcester, MA opening for the Slomski Bros.! http://bit.ly/revuedetails + ...
Aug 12th
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poem-a-day week13 (tiny instruments, big/glam...
July 26-August 1, 2010 week13: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 sorry for the tardy poem-a-day archival…i believe the teaser is self-explanatory/excited. NEW ENGLANDER poetesss.tumblr readers! you are most cordially invited to the premiere of “meff ‘n jojo’s tiny instrument revue!” this coming Thurs. 8/12 at a legit. delic’ absinthe bar— Nick’s in Worcester,...
Aug 9th
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Sea Song (Mare Carmen), by Walter Sickert & The... →
via Edrie Edrie: We’re offering Sea Song for FREE to CELEBRATE down with hate no more Prop8!!!! - Tell all!!! from our album, STEAMSHIPKILLERS. when we perform this song live we break into a commercial break for love & marriage! (equality) and start a rousing queer lovin chant! xo
Aug 5th
July 2010
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Jul 31st
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poem-a-day week12 (lots of cats)
SPANKIN’ new poem-a-day ultimate table of contents/archive —-> http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD July 19-25, 2010, week12: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 being the hermit-poet turned social leads to silly poem-a-days! teaser be-low. 83. July 24, 2010 (sat.) At B’s i meet Malloy cat the second, chic in double-breasted black, radiator perched. Shy with a silken proud tuft, a white...
Jul 30th
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Jul 28th
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poem-a-day week11
SPANKIN’ new poem-a-day ultimate table of contents/archive —-> http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD July 12-18, 2010 week11: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 this week’s teaser-poem comes w. my original art and wouldn’t be complete with *video of us playing to the masses in broad daylight without frying like vampires? eternal thanks to NilesZ of the Atari Wallet Empire for coming to...
Jul 25th
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Listeni just took more advantage of the wonderful...
Jul 20th
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poem-a-day week10 (bugbite polka dots)
SPANKIN’ new poem-a-day ultimate table of contents/archive just made! —-> http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD (no more icky huge headers!) July 5-11, 2010, week10: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 poem/days of ridonk & “only in Boston”/adventures note: thurs.’s amanda palmer ninjagig, sat. at cloud club improv ORG soiree, and sun. was Dr. Sketchy’s w....
Jul 19th
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Jul 10th
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