show tonight shameless reblog
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A SHOW TONIGHT TUMBLE xxxo
Heywood Wakefield sent a message to the members of The New Jew* Revue.
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Subject: Barry Manilow! Madonna! Oy Vey! Ticket still available!Tickets are still available for the show! We’ll have them at the door at 7:30pm. Bring your parents! Barry and Madonna are going to rip it up JCC-style!
You’ll be there, right? We’ve arranged a date for you…Don’t worry! They’re lovely! So smart…you’ll love them.
Oh! bring extra dollars for the raffle and the lapdances. Seriously. Hot Kosher Lapdance action. You’ll schvitz.
Did i mention i’m being auction’d off for a comedic lap dance? i’m gonna be your latka grand-mamma! it’s a charity thing. i may have Hebrew confetti.
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