the burlesque poetess(s)


i'm jojo lazar, each and every one of your/s burlesque poetess(s) ~ vaudeville/verse upon request for all your parlour room seance needs.
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~ Thursday, October 14 ~
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poem-a-day week22 “Cheaper workmanship in the doll’s face”

September 27-October 3, 2010 week22: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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above-the-cut teaser this week includes my gift-art to Salter Wickert in honour of him finishing his first year of Inkdrips! & because my *other top-choice poem? edrie was already kind enough to pimp the hell out of on the facebook. i have a nice carnie family/pornival.

149. September 30, 2010 (thurs., Ketman A Go Go LP release)

We relive the last time you pulled Pinocchio’s
Achilles tendon, narrated while peeing
Behind a dumpster and then hopped in a getaway car

With darker hair, shinier piercings
On the bad news chaffeur saying “drink this!”
Miller High Life bubbles, the chalkboard

Reads: “I know the ceiling is leaking
in the bathroom, THX” we stand with our arms
Crossed when off stage, gaze at the last inkdrip

Served uke-side up on a platter—
i brown bag profiles in prey-catching lashes
Apostles’ hand gestures, the suckers from octopi eyes

WSInkdrip gift dripping w. 'grats! (& plague rats)

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~ Tuesday, August 24 ~
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poem-a-day week15 recapping the “retrosexual”

August 9-15, 2010 week15: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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i’ve decided like that no-good army of TOys band i’m in (who defines its genre as steam crunk) i’d like the tiny instruments to be categorized as “retrosexual.” all of last-last week was spent gearing up for the tiny instruments’s premiere (pix/poem for that!) and palling about with The Slomski Brothers on the new england leg of their epic world tour. thus, the poem-a-days reflect that. not a bad week, eh? all art and delicious vaudevillian-ry.

i feel paparazzi'd

104. August 14, 2010 (sat. - Boudoir Noir, Club Passim)

Listen to Madam
Match-make celibate carnies
Shut the wardrobe door

Don’t flash your netting
It’s not presidential red
Lips that will catch fish

Teacup-shaped escapes
Sidestage— no one cares ‘bout tush
A lighter, a light

Alleyway, butts’ flight
Scraped together etiquette
Rubbish bins, torn words

Chocolate shout outs
A bourgie to-go box, please
Save tupperware sin

Table of foxes
Crumbling five hours of butter
Into martini’d mouths

Glitter sticks to pillow slips
Now, purse your lips

Boudoir Noir.Boudoir Noir

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~ Tuesday, July 27 ~
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for you! my e-merch table (etsy) is now open for your pleasure. tangible poem-gifts await :) xo your poetesss

for you! my e-merch table (etsy) is now open for your pleasure. tangible poem-gifts await :) xo your poetesss

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~ Saturday, July 10 ~
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lookit this watercolour on bristol piece @stallionbreaker did of me, from this 2006 boop-ing about self-portrait. my 2nd offic’ piece of fan-friend art. i’m very touched and flattered and it’s a great study. thankyou!

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~ Thursday, July 9 ~
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unicr0n pr0n. ok, just nerd/pixelated proofs of the first ever physical incarnations of these gift poems. a niblet/zine letter/handwrit copy of “the unicorn force” poem i wrote for @QueenOfAllGeeks and accompanying bizarre illustration of horsey, chastity belt accoutrements, mushrooms and other phalli. yes, my scary fontbot automaton handwriting can be yours, too. stay tuned. these originals are for Queenie, but scans will be made/and dupes maychance too.

my kindergarten teacher would be proud. (sidenote/tale: well, she is friends with me on facebook! hell, we re-met at my five year high school reunion over martinis. she’s wild. that’s another story)

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