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~ Sunday, October 24 ~
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poem-a-day week23 “The radical civility of the lover”

October 4-10, 2010 week23: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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Close 2nd place choices for this week’s teaser(s) are the really neat collab. art/dada writing ex. zine pages from the workshop i taught 10/7, online now: Yes I’ll bill rarely, Sherry. And a poem i wrote that’s a kind of conversation w. a variety of internet personalities/sources/bloggers: #155.

The ethereal icon, Jill Tracy

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157. October 8, 2010 (fri. tinys cambridge premiere w. jill tracy/zoe boekbinder/dakota belle witt!)

“featuring our own Mick Ronson of the mando’”


We’re precious in black and white Puzzle piece expressions
Stories of cyanide in the cookie selection

Deadly songbook beside the lead tea tray—
Antipasto at the lesbian bistro
Vegan coconut carrot soup will let us sing

It’s important to weigh each talisman
In your hand before it xylophones your ribs
All night from around your un-scarved neck

Pick up some stray noise makers
At the army surplus, it’s a military masque next week
Meff’s voice is anchor’d underwater

My height can turn street corner bowler tricks
Pimp derby hat you’ll see as only the Good Ship Lolli-pop
Sheer force of corkscrew curls

Screwy prevert thoughts whisper-lisped
Brown bumblebee lips’ singular curses
Couldn’t your clarinet have been smaller?

Gimp! Drop that mandolin
Don’t pound the keys— cease
Being our buxom violist’s footstool
And take that average-sized wood
-wind out the back way

gimp i cannot stress enough how much you need to go explore David Aquilina’s full gallery from the night. displays our relentlessly sezual antics…

the rest of the poems li(v)e below!

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~ Friday, July 10 ~
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collaborative ustream/twitter poem!

Recovery Sunday (5 July 2009)


July 4th found me watching paddleboats scream

at the sight of large posteriors. I ran in fear

from croquet balls, approaching rednecks, Roman candles

flexing their pectorals. I plead, “I need to garden. Yes, in yours.”

Hand off the pungently lemon, nasty OFF

Spray’d baby, a noxious garnish to the Sangria.

I can already hear the water-cooler bubbling,

overhung Monday, “That’s when she offered me

her two twelve-year-old girls. ‘They have great doweries.’”

Ghoulishly digging among neglected flower beds,

I am trying to scare you,

the Pimm’s cups, and gravity bongs away.

The hot dogs lurch toward my stomach from the grill.

I could lick the sweat off your spine to get high.


She would have watermelon seeds dripping down her chinny chin.

Sousa nostalgia wafts over the smell of sweet burns, skin,

fat women sink into the Boston sounds.

Kudos referred to her shoes as “the getting laid Chuck Norris’s.”

She laughs at his knock-off Kicks (he’s penniless as Charon at first crossing).

When the plate of melon passed she felt her mouth fill

with boiling water. She spit out stars.

“I’m already too memorable to warrant a nickname.”


Thumper would tear you in two, I thought

watching bleached hand-me-down

wife-beaters chase one another, shriek, “Come on! Pants me!”

One nearly lights his sister’s (rayon) tube top

with a sparkler. She shifts, cradles the bottle

of vodka against her distant-most (silicone) breast and hisses.

She will not worry about the fire.

“What can you catch on your tongue?” comes from

the other side of the tree. El jardin explotar y su captura.

Stranger’s fingertips on soft hairs rang bells in her ears.

I cannot understand his tense

shoulders, sentences in knots—

the adjectival construct of love always falls flat.


The plastic butterfly took wing and landed on the clothesline.

But that was of course after the whiskey

lit its fourth joint.

I was so hungry I cried, my pink bread

cried strawberry jam, I burnt my tongue.

The singing tooth has lost its voice—

she demonstrated poise, a boulder sealed her mouth closed.

I watched fireworks in her sunglasses’ reflection

she looked like she wept bloody rainbows,

Her eyebrows said, “Hurry before you get caught!”

The party feared her overlarge potatoes would explode.


My drink tasted like the waves sounded, distant

yellow threes add up to greens. Grassy margaritas.

Hands indulge in the brisk bitter tang,

our efforts to contact the dead. 1812 overtures of key parties,

“Mary said it wasn’t me. She said your bedroom.”

(She actually had said she sadly had to leave, happily

to fuck her spouse.) But you have your pick of the ghosts of patriots past

making the migration home with startled umbrellas.

The other side of the river, where everyone knows the best views

allow for enough space to learn to lick your elbow.

Uncle Sam’s suspenders smile upon his friends.

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we all pseudo-obeyed the *20 lil’ poetry projects form to get our minds extra surreal-rolling. not that we needed much help. july 5th people. owie. ginger ale! i of course molded/molested/altered and combined/recombined— and in general got your suggestions/quotes drunk. and here they are— the cast list, this poem was writ and inspired from/with donations of verse/debauch from the following fabulous folks:

@waltersickert, @armyoftoys, @persephassa, @teruterukama, @sinxkitten, @cabaret_kitty, @drauh, @mergyeugnau, @shakti672, @wigglewarily, @one_bloody_poet

thank you guys. i will get to work on creating something ziney/arty to commemorate/propagate this project!

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