the burlesque poetess(s)


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~ Tuesday, March 13 ~
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My beloved villanelling vaudevillian co-loudling Amy Macabre made me (into) a delic’/debauch sounding tea!? How lucky am i. (image-label by amy, photos i believe both by Justin Moore)https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=20048the burlesque poetess
created by: amy macabre
Sweet as a Victorian strumpet -er I mean crumpet- with just a touch of cheeky Parisian florals and chocolate dipped strawberry to make you say ooh la la! Honeybush vanilla, chocolate dipped strawberry Ceylon and just a bit of fresh sweet cream flavor!This blend is inspired by jojo the burlesque poetess 
Which lead to me super-belatedly learning my “what a dull day without tea and something filthy” poem-prelude (from ‘Commuting to make love’ commis’ for Mika!) had some tumblr-reblog-enjoyment action/traction when i wasn’t looking? anyhoo- neat!

P.S. DRINK ME.

jojolazar:

My beloved villanelling vaudevillian co-loudling Amy Macabre made me (into) a delic’/debauch sounding tea!? How lucky am i. (image-label by amy, photos i believe both by Justin Moore)


https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=20048


the burlesque poetess
created by: amy macabre
Sweet as a Victorian strumpet -er I mean crumpet- with just a touch of cheeky Parisian florals and chocolate dipped strawberry to make you say ooh la la! Honeybush vanilla, chocolate dipped strawberry Ceylon and just a bit of fresh sweet cream flavor!


This blend is inspired by jojo the burlesque poetess


Which lead to me super-belatedly learning my “what a dull day without tea and something filthy” poem-prelude (from ‘Commuting to make love’ commis’ for Mika!) had some tumblr-reblog-enjoyment action/traction when i wasn’t looking? anyhoo- neat!

P.S. DRINK ME.

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~ Friday, December 30 ~
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End times TMW night! Boston, Hynes Convention Center, main auditorium.  7-11pm

Yours truly, jojo the burlesque poetess (though some PR had an autocorrect plague and is calling me royalty…) as your inappro’ but totally appro’ for G audience surrealiste emcee hostess for the whole night (uke-pocalypse)! There’s going to be multiple Army of TOys musical sets, as well as Johnny Blazes and The Pretty Boys, and Emperor Norton’s Stationary Marching Band. Woo, do come out and play!

Entry by first night button.

http://www.facebook.com/events/200539566697553/

End times TMW night! Boston, Hynes Convention Center, main auditorium. 7-11pm

Yours truly, jojo the burlesque poetess (though some PR had an autocorrect plague and is calling me royalty…) as your inappro’ but totally appro’ for G audience surrealiste emcee hostess for the whole night (uke-pocalypse)! There’s going to be multiple Army of TOys musical sets, as well as Johnny Blazes and The Pretty Boys, and Emperor Norton’s Stationary Marching Band. Woo, do come out and play!

Entry by first night button.

http://www.facebook.com/events/200539566697553/

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~ Monday, November 22 ~
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poem-a-day week27 “If you can’t sweat your way into fishnets / You can always merge with the words”

November 1-7, 2010 week27: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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The 2 Boston nights of the Dresden Dolls Reunion Tour…epic and rare. So they as a pair are the teaser. i was part of the meta-crowd-busk-ruckus, majorette-ing w. fellow Broken TOys Kevin Corzett (bari sax) & Tj “Terrorence” Horn (Rufio hobo drum kit) for Emperor Norton’s Stationary Marching Band. Huzzah! Close 2nd for teaser-poem is #186 “A mirror-holding figure.” For Helena xo. You know, not just cos’ it was a carnie time— i’m really proud of these poems from this week. Neat. i hope you enjoy.

182. Novemeber 2, 2010 (dresden dolls, wilbur theatre night1, tues.)

I’m objectifying all of you! This whole line!

Women’s waists used to cinch in or
Rather forcibly squeeze past velvet
Ushers, repeat cabaret offenders in the cold

Some kind of communist pilot
Mucks up the sound system
A dolls tribute to masquerade ball

-jointed elbows and knees
Detailed by quick strokes of india ink
“We McFuckings never apologize!”

“I’m picturing a lot of cold sheep” your clan
The opening number rips open
The last decade of underage tour-shirts

Corset’d at the merch table
A kid with black blush nodding violently
Snarling every word alongside the ripping

Banging of keys and skin
Petals scattered fetal around the monitors
So this is devotion, ritual lyricism

Gatling gun strobe light
Making a pair of pre-code cartoons
Stage lightning silhouettes

If you can’t sweat your way into fishnets
You can always merge with the words
We all don’t fit in
These shell casings
Mother of pearl clips

ENSMB, two nights of street carnie and theatre parading fury! (AFP’s twitpic of Kev & co.)

183. November 3, 2010 (wed. ddolls @ Wilbur night2)

Degenerate terra cotta

If you feel like you went down with the ship
‘s orchestra, then get in the van
Our composer has spare buttons

The majorette is drawing straws
For the lovers behind sticky registers
Intentions are un-weighted, without glitter

Water in my cup you could mistake
Me for the other moustache’d half
If you’re offering a seat in the red mezzanine

Throng, stop staring at the honeymooner
Lingerie, sweet cheeks ascending marble stair
Redundant really, someone’s crinoline comment

On the rarity of natural blonde goths
The elongated neck of the actress
And the recurring encore of violence

Lead us to the South Street diner
(Cupcake fairies can’t kiss everyone)
The taxis passing by had wondered:

What is this brassy pack of gypsy smokes?
AWOL vagrants’ fruity theatrics
In the streets of the theatre district?

It’s the punk cabaret warm up,
The ballerina stretching side-stage in chalk

titanicsicle Amanda Palmer *brown bag blue ribbon Titanicsicle prize i made for dear @selinaDF (tumble-read all about it)

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~ Wednesday, September 22 ~
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poem-a-day week20 “Here agony— In bloomers, bunnies beloved by hatters”

September 13-19, 2010 week20: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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135. September 14, 2010 (tues.)

Walk-in appointment with the architect
Of my collapsible midway, a myriad of mumbling
Intoxicating monologues from con-artists

Illustrated scholars in each booth
Twirling their kimono belts suggestively
Narcissus flower prints throbbing with colour

Behind these silk cords muses twirl
i turn like a carousel pony impaled with dreams
For your delectation, to jostle your journal
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i woke inside a chapter book
The bohemian twenty-something nothing
Year olds, somebody not quite Mrs. Dalloway

In a bouquet-print wrap dress
A paper hostess to vegan viscera
Cheeseless jokes, just waking up

Inside your life while the bday boy
Has a lot of catching up to do
And a ten year reunion to declare not worth it

Sexy Berlin Carnival at Marmorhaus

the rest of the poems li(v)e below!

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