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~ Wednesday, September 7 ~
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Keyring/calendar x-post (Welcome to my Fall!)

(http://bit.ly/keyringcal ~ jojolazar.com)

9/16 jojo’s *art for Aliza’s brain trust will be on sale via roving cigarette/merch girl & available as a special bundle during the raffle! —all at the RE-SCHEDULED Traniwreck!

FRI. Sept 16, 2011
TraniWreck: a benefit for Aliza

at OBERON - 2 Arrow Street Harvard Square Cambridge, MA

doors: 8pm show: 8:30pm 18+

advanced tickets as low as $15 ($10 with a discount code!)
go to FB for details.


silent gossip
WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS SO LOUD it’s ‘cos we’re jewish … . [FB, Tumblr]

10/5 Box Five’s Edgar Allan Poe Tour @ Somerville Theatre. (FB event page) “What do you get when you cross colorful, shimmering indie pop with the dark, mysterious writings of Edgar Allan Poe? We’re not sure either, but we’re excited to find out!”

Box Five Presents: DREAM WITHIN A DREAM: THE EDGAR ALLAN POE TOUR
WHEN: Wednesday, October 5th @ 8pm (doors at 8:30)
WHERE: Somerville Theatre (55 David Square, Somerville MA)
COST: $11.00 (all ages) TICKET LINK: http://bit.ly/q2aJPa
PERFORMING: Box Five, What Time is it Mr. Fox?, WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS SO LOUD it’s cos we’re jewish, Molly Zenobia, Alexandra Day, UnAmerika’s Sweetheart Karin Webb, and Jill Gibson

10/6 is jojo/Walter Sickert’s bday soiree and the return of the parlour party, SALON GONE WRONG: Den of debauchery Every band/project i’m in is on the bill. i’m releasing a poetry zine! It’s a giant joint WIREFOREST/Tiny Maccabees Prod.’s/Broke-Ass Stuart production!

(http://bit.ly/salonden)

October 6th, 2011 ~ 9:30pm – 1:00am

@ The Lily Pad
http://www.lily-pad.net - 1353 Cambridge Street, Cambridge, MA

Salon Gone Wrong: Den of debauchery
Hosted by: jojo the Burlesque Poetess
Featuring: Broke-Ass Stuart
A merry literary catastrophe and birthday party for spooky Goth-tober babies! Underground legend Stuart Schuffman (aka Broke-Ass Stuart) of IFC fame will be stopping by on his book tour for “Young, Broke &
Beautiful: Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply.” It’s also a soiree for the release of the burlesque poetess’s newest poetry collection within a salon for local music favourites: Walter Sickert (who may be trailed by an ARmy of BRoken TOys), Tiny Instrument Revue, WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS SO LOUD it’s ‘cos we’re jewish. Featuring a reading by Edrie and more! Art, zines, books and music will be for sale.

Speak easy, mister. ($10) / FB event page = http://bit.ly/salonden

xXx


Meff ‘n’ jojo’s Tiny Instrument Revue … . [Mini-trunk page]

GLBT rally @ Great N. England Steampunk Exhibition!
9/17 Sat. at the great New England Steampunk Exhibition, we’ll be playing some tunes with Steampunk Emma Goldman’s rally/gay rights event! 3-4pm Outdoor Stage, *FB event page.

9/20 Tinys triumphant Boston-propah fall return at Hypothesis September!

(FB event page)

HYPOTHESIS: Gravity vs. Levity
An Inventive Night of Performance TUES. 9/20 @ The Midway in JP
Doors 7pm, Shows 8pm
18+ $7
Hosted by Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor
Featuring: Meff ‘n’ jojo’s Tiny Instrument Revue (music), Porsha O. (spoken word) and more artists TBA!

10/6 rockin your mother of pearl buttons off at SALON GONE WRONG: Den of debauchery at The Lilypad! And rockin’ with the motleyest army of toys, too. http://bit.ly/salonden (our zines will be for sales! tinyness will be rampant!)

xXx

when within: Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken TOys

AoBT Tea Party-7863

9/17 Main Stage, 9pm @ The Great New England Steampunk Exhibition w. Frenchy and the Punk, Veronique Chevalier and Abney Park (Courtyard Marriott / Central MA Expo Center, Fitchburg MA), (event program pdf)

9/25 an 18+ show @ Church of Boston, opening for The Humans (feat. members of R.E.M. and Ministry!), Kid Savant also on the bill. *On the church calendar / BUY TIX / *On Facebook.

$12 in adv/$15 day of. Doors at 7:00 PM. Tix: http://ticketf.ly/oisMmL
THE HUMANS are an innovative, three-piece, contemporary rock band comprising Toyah Willcox, Bill Rieflin and Chris Wong. The group brings together three lifetimes of musical experience, experimentation and craftsmanship. The band are the brainchild of Toyah Willcox whose husband, Robert Fripp (King Crimson/The League of Gentlemen) produced their most recent album, WE ARE THE HUMANS.

10/6 @Lilypad 930pm, SALON GONE WRONG: Den of debauchery. Early bday party for Walter/jojo! Music from Walter Sickert (likely trailed by some army of broken toys), the noisy creatures of Tiny Maccabees. Prod.’s, a reading by Edrie! Visitor from IFC- Broke-Ass Stuart, and much much more… http://bit.ly/salonden

(http://bit.ly/keyringcal)

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~ Wednesday, August 24 ~
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Poeting & paintry pair, request-gift (concerning clowns and kittens, both or either!) for a donor of my *arts for Aliza’s brain trust project, inspired by Picasso’s “Clown and cup.”

Clown and Cup

A dustbowl has trapped a swallow—
eloped in watermelon cart
with a twister of absinthe.

Soles clacking, wooden clogs on the cat
man-handling a mandola
mauled in the corner.

A funnyman with enough elbow
bones to block out every feather
‘d hat. Grease paint melts on the lovers’

carved bureau-top waits
to initial, hiss Bon Nuit.
Train cars creak less than megalith.

A kitten ransoms a fly on the sill,
post-show bite of flea
under the long table. A lady’s veil

pressed to your exposed belly
button. This haiku belt cannot hold
diamond print after two pumpkin moons.

Why no fairy dens closer
to railroad veins? The circus moves on,
the hangover shows. The troop still

unmoving in greys by dawn
‘s fingerless gloves.
Center stage orgy of applause

-strewn belongings: 
chess rook, monocle, shepherd’s crook,
garter, catnip, ribbons, cat gut, drawstring

bloomers, cat calls, snuff box, tea cup,
a fragile crop. Red kitten buries
something winged in sawdust—
a clown comes running in, noseless.
Small swallow, dustbowl upper lip.
(x-post from mlle.tumblr)

Poeting & paintry pair, request-gift (concerning clowns and kittens, both or either!) for a donor of my *arts for Aliza’s brain trust project, inspired by Picasso’s “Clown and cup.”

Clown and Cup

A dustbowl has trapped a swallow—
eloped in watermelon cart
with a twister of absinthe.

Soles clacking, wooden clogs on the cat
man-handling a mandola
mauled in the corner.

A funnyman with enough elbow
bones to block out every feather
‘d hat. Grease paint melts on the lovers’

carved bureau-top waits
to initial, hiss Bon Nuit.
Train cars creak less than megalith.

A kitten ransoms a fly on the sill,
post-show bite of flea
under the long table. A lady’s veil

pressed to your exposed belly
button. This haiku belt cannot hold
diamond print after two pumpkin moons.

Why no fairy dens closer
to railroad veins? The circus moves on,
the hangover shows. The troop still

unmoving in greys by dawn
‘s fingerless gloves.
Center stage orgy of applause

-strewn belongings:
chess rook, monocle, shepherd’s crook,
garter, catnip, ribbons, cat gut, drawstring

bloomers, cat calls, snuff box, tea cup,
a fragile crop. Red kitten buries
something winged in sawdust—
a clown comes running in, noseless.
Small swallow, dustbowl upper lip.

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~ Thursday, August 4 ~
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jojo’s paintbox presents: ART for Aliza’s Brain Trust.

{mlle.tumblr x-post} i’m selling high quality card stock prints of my portraits of Aliza Shapiro/Heywood Wakefield. Your donations go straight to Aliza’s Brain Trust to support this pillar of light/life of the Boston community, aiding her ongoing medical/living expenses as she recuperates from a cerebral hemorrhage and stroke. (Read more here)

The donation amount is up to you, but here’s my suggested minimum donations to guide you. Click the donate button under the portrait you fancy! Don’t forget to include your poemlet/watercolour-let requests in your additional instructions if you pay for those…


$7-$11 gets you a lovely signed print (incl. shipping)
$12-$15 for a print + separate $1 personalized commissioned poem from your burlesque poetess/wordsmithy. Any topic!
$16-$25+ for a print, $1 poem & petite watercolourlet/drawing of your devising!

Art sales for Aliza's brain trust

Brown bagterpiece Aliza :


Aliza in orange

Orangeiza :


Watercolourwreck

Watercolourwreck :


of course if any of this Donate-button/paypal shenanery confuses, drop a comment below here on tumblr or email me and i’ll discuss with you privately/send you an invoice. :) no worries! Thanks for reading/gazing/supporting! xojojo

P.S. stay tuned! i may add Aliza-stickers to the mix! and am hoping to vend these at the next Traniwreck…

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