the burlesque poetess(s)


i'm jojo lazar, each and every one of your/s burlesque poetess(s) ~ vaudeville/verse upon request for all your parlour room seance needs.
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~ Tuesday, March 8 ~
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Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken TOys’ 2011 RPM Challenge LP release, complete with 3 music videos to induce specific dream states. Here’s the 1st, for “Pornival”

available for $1 (or more if you care to support the *Pornival) OR free-streamin’-on-bandcamp : http://armyoftoys.bandcamp.com/album/dream-drome


*yes, your wordsmithy’s inappro neologism is now immortalized as a song! & VIDEO. please click, listen, dream, watch, take a peek and a nap with us. we had so much fun making this album through the month of Feb., i hope you enjoy

P.S. So many shows comin’ up! We’re in Boston’s Rock ‘n Roll Rumble this year! woo ~ http://bit.ly/keyringcal

Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken TOys2011 RPM Challenge LP release, complete with 3 music videos to induce specific dream states. Here’s the 1st, for “Pornival

available for $1 (or more if you care to support the *Pornival) OR free-streamin’-on-bandcamp : http://armyoftoys.bandcamp.com/album/dream-drome


*yes, your wordsmithy’s inappro neologism is now immortalized as a song! & VIDEO. please click, listen, dream, watch, take a peek and a nap with us. we had so much fun making this album through the month of Feb., i hope you enjoy

P.S. So many shows comin’ up! We’re in Boston’s Rock ‘n Roll Rumble this year! woo ~ http://bit.ly/keyringcal

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~ Thursday, August 5 ~
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~ Thursday, June 3 ~
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32. “guitar hero” for @emb2k1

Guitar hero

Players hump their way through the speaker fabric
using layers of candy shell plastic.
At last! In their minds the bass thump, pumping
lyrics have always been rubbing them through their
jeans, teasing them from the back seat sub woofer
with bubble gum breath and Beatles 1 inch pins.
The radio single always tousled their hair lovingly
and adjusted the stray, mysterious-making, too long bangs
while smiling from the other side of the pocket mirror,
the digital stereo display. How to cross through
the red velvet ropes, climb inside the amp, champagne
room to croon in the cocktail lounge where
all the music you listen to on repeat goes
to have all the teenage sex?

The other side of the Looking Glass
sound system, now with a guitar-shaped peripheral
(musical equivalent of a jelly dong) to stimulate and
simulate the fret buttons on the controller. Don’t fret,
you too can fingerbang Joan Jett and bite Bowie
back on the back and solo with Slash
and crack skulls with Alice Cooper
(he will drink anything not labeled
“Drink me.”)

by your poetesss

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i took the bulk of my twitter-poem-request-topics from amanda palmer’s secretwitter contest concert at the bridge this time last year, the army of toys opened and it’s where many of you met me initially. those of you who’ve -not- met me whilst i was flashing my bum, being inappro’, musical, loud and gaudy and gosh down bawdy (maybe through the tumblr creative writing directory?), you may not know i’m a no good miscreant in the boston vaudeville vorld, and that the TOys’s cd release is tomorrow night! we go on tour sat, and we are playing the after-party for the finale of amanda palmer’s Evelyn Evelyn tour June 19th. but there you go. this poem topic was no doubt influenced by miss AFP. i remember seeing her peform ‘guitar hero’ solo at sxip’s hour of charm summer 07. it was intense, it stomped on my already-broked-at-the-time heart, i’d never seen her without brian, and i didn’t know it was the beginning of a whole new incarnation of her art and my own life was about to get very different very fast, too. never could i imagine that less than half a dozen performances as the burlesque poetess later wld end me up with the TOys, at the cloud club…anyhoo, this photo is by cbane on flickr of the live guitar hero show with the danger ensemble. lovely folks. lovely photo that captures a lot. je shut up now with the dithering. xo

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~ Tuesday, June 30 ~
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9. for @jkazmir, an ode to my uke

at the head of this street a gasping organ is waving moth-eaten tunes.
a fattish hand turns the crank;the box spouts fairies,
out of it sour gnomes tumble clumsily,the little box is spilling
rancid elves upon neat sunlight into the flowerstricken air
which is filthy with agile swarming
sonal creatures…

-e.e. cummings (improper line breaks, desolee)


How did I manage without you?

I was a bard, bald
-ing quill in hand
coughing dried clots of ink.

Parrotless, I cannot be
a proper Buccaneer
Sonneteer, and alas without
cat to join a coven.

What kind of courtier
would be caught sans Spanish guitar?
Homeric interludes without lyre?
No, I’ve found you now,
my Familiar - instrument
of euphemistic song
tous ensemble.

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I was the jewelry box
the ballerina was kidnapped
from, latch snapped—
unable to keep pearls
spilling from my mouth.

Now that I have your blond
wood body between knees,
lacquered curves of my lap—
I can sing those harpy things or
harp like an angel— still make
ukulele sound like innuendo
for lady parts soft pink
beach sands, islands of nylon
string bikinis, siren vajays fronting
volcanic rock bands.

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there’s actually a continuation— instruments as love-objects vaguely ridiculous raunchy part2 poem en route too! but i didn’t want to vomit more than a six stanza beast here, really! that was not a good bit of image-making. apologies.

xo your poetesss, j.m. lazar

edit/ddition: can i be weird and say— euphemnuendo was coined while tagging this post. and i am mightily amused. whereas i’ve been ye olde buccaneer sonneteer since my renfaire dreadlock/ed days! TM yo.

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~ Tuesday, June 16 ~
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5. for @sinxkitten

clockworkitten

Whiskers tick decimals

A metronome noses the orphan

French horn’s dissonant hiss

Spring-driven sphinx

A chronometer crossbreed

No need to neuter or retune

The watering can claws

Pluck static from shag radio waves

Disregard the tail of discarded

Guitar strings ears with sprocket polyps

No problem for a watchsmith

Rotary purr rust common in

Tinman’s tabby, but

Be careful, it’s raining dogs out there

Your coal creature’s curled up with the modem

Mistaking DSL steam for

Its mother’s crown-wound

Pulse set to railway standard


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(6/10 edition!) image from 19moons’ etsy! magical steampunk designs, as seen at the steampunk world’s fair! the burlesque poetess, of the steamcrunk vessel is a fan ;)

cheating b/c this is poem request received #19, but the first twitter request after my announcement at amanda palmer’s twitter secret contest cambridge concert this past sunday, june 14th. so it’s gift #5, poem req #19, and AFP gift #1! confusing! i hate to be a tool and do my requests out of order, but i will be putting up master lists, so no one feels forgotten. FYI i have all poem topics/persons handwrit into my purse journal— so i’m always walking around working on them for you fine new muses and friends in verse :D

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