poem-a-day week26 “Nintendo conjured cock” & suchs
October 25-31, 2010 week26: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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close 2nd for this archived week’s teaser-poem is my kindof cousin/companion piece to “guitar hero,” #177 “A joint venture to find papers” - i already pimped it on le twitter, so i figured i’d give another funny one ‘air time.’
179. October 30, 2010 (Sat. TOys play superfans’ Hallowe’en eve weddingig)
Up the servant stairs, skirting ghost blood
Stains on the guests’ scavenger hunt map: photograph
A band member eating quinoa, then howlAlong with the ambient spook
-y music keyboardist in the parlour with the meat
-less lasagna wafting in, high-five the undeadProm queen (bride), make (non-swearing) nice in front
Of the family dressed as a hippie commune at the table
In the corner a duet of Diet Coke & rums trembleUnder the screeching speakers
The costume contest is judged
By the mike-cupping lion from OzIn high heel paws (she grew up in Korea, so)
She thinks the ICP clown is a black and white Joker
i feel good about making the Mad HatterUncomfortable, my mis-matched socks disturbed
Him more than his own, Pierrot polka dot holes
In the boat to oompah pah pahThen sauceless sneak out past
Other cars’ skunk smoke pouring out the windows
Too bad harassing historical figuresWon’t get you any points, i manage to control
Myself from walking off with the tiny lanterns
And take pictures of Walter as the perfect pirateWilly Wonka lurking among the candy buffet
On three say, Waterloo!
One-two-three— Invasion!Out back of the haunted terrace
The empty wedding tent turns out to be a pecker tease
Hollow sounds from our cell phones dead
Leaves on the dance floor
That Bonaparte really is an exciting guy!
the rest of the poems li(v)e below!
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