the burlesque poetess(s)


i'm jojo lazar, each and every one of your/s burlesque poetess(s) ~ vaudeville/verse upon request for all your parlour room seance needs.
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~ Tuesday, July 27 ~
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for you! my e-merch table (etsy) is now open for your pleasure. tangible poem-gifts await :) xo your poetesss

for you! my e-merch table (etsy) is now open for your pleasure. tangible poem-gifts await :) xo your poetesss

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~ Tuesday, June 29 ~
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i don’t want to be a sad white rabbit! could you rec’ me for the tumblr creative writing dirrrectory? » http://bit.ly/dirrr

since the shameless steamcrunk vanity picture seemed to tickle your fancy last week (it even got reblogged w/o linking back here! i was being objectified for my stockings and knees? awww. ok it was probably the goggles…) here’s a bonus to the above picture from the Evelyn Evelyn after-party by Justin Moore (*full album!) i give you a shot of my sparkly knees from the Quiet Desperation ep. X shoot last fall. and if you look in this set (http://bit.ly/mooreburlesque) of pix of me, there’s plenty of pirate tush to behold, too. xo, incentives away!

i don’t want to be a sad white rabbit! could you rec’ me for the tumblr creative writing dirrrectory? » http://bit.ly/dirrr

since the shameless steamcrunk vanity picture seemed to tickle your fancy last week (it even got reblogged w/o linking back here! i was being objectified for my stockings and knees? awww. ok it was probably the goggles…) here’s a bonus to the above picture from the Evelyn Evelyn after-party by Justin Moore (*full album!) i give you a shot of my sparkly knees from the Quiet Desperation ep. X shoot last fall. and if you look in this set (http://bit.ly/mooreburlesque) of pix of me, there’s plenty of pirate tush to behold, too. xo, incentives away!

cloud club garden party

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~ Tuesday, June 22 ~
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it’s tumblr tuesday, so let me entice you to rec’ me on the » dirrrectory with a little peek at the runs in my steampunk stockingses? ridiculous, this key-laden waif, really now.

if that’s not enough shameless self-poetess(s)-promotion, there’s a *YT video of the Evelyn Evelyn after party of the TOys playing ghostbusters, amanda palmer gettin’ down ‘n drunky dirty w. our beloved burlesque dancer, katrina galore, and my corset’d thong’d tushy during band intro.’s eh? EH? (*cough* dirrrectory!)

xojojo your burlesque poetess(s)

p.s. here’s a link to the no-good-circus (band) i’m involved with’s recent » kraken-released press release — comes with STEAMSHIPKILLERS cd reviews and even *gasp* footage of the entire cd release set from 6/4, in which we play the whole album and more! the internet is a grand affair.

it’s tumblr tuesday, so let me entice you to rec’ me on the » dirrrectory with a little peek at the runs in my steampunk stockingses? ridiculous, this key-laden waif, really now.

if that’s not enough shameless self-poetess(s)-promotion, there’s a *YT video of the Evelyn Evelyn after party of the TOys playing ghostbusters, amanda palmer gettin’ down ‘n drunky dirty w. our beloved burlesque dancer, katrina galore, and my corset’d thong’d tushy during band intro.’s eh? EH? (*cough* dirrrectory!)

xojojo your burlesque poetess(s)

p.s. here’s a link to the no-good-circus (band) i’m involved with’s recent » kraken-released press release — comes with STEAMSHIPKILLERS cd reviews and even *gasp* footage of the entire cd release set from 6/4, in which we play the whole album and more! the internet is a grand affair.

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~ Tuesday, April 6 ~
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it’s beggarly poetess tuesday! if you would be so kind should you fancy, could you follow and recommend me (votre poetesss) on the tumblr creative writing directory?

—-> http://bit.ly/dirrr

in thanks/temptation?- i share this TARTY lounge chanteuse ukuleleuse shot Justin Moore (unoffic’ offic’ army of toys photographeur and friend extraordinaire!) took of me last thurs. at church of boston, our ship of fools april fool’s bill. i was trying out my flippity flapper flower child petalface, and i had no idea this candid (that alas reveals my uber uke cheat sheet i’m now wean’d from, i swear!) could turn out into such a vintage vivant pinup pose that would make -me- a little jealous of my own life for a sec. one of those moments where an image captures so much zeitgeist it makes your heart ache. and then you realize it’s a mere mirror fragment of your own real life. it’s hard to believe it’s me. i don’t pretend to get used to the kindness of reader-strangers and rock venue audiences. i am so blessed in all my followers/readers of this random rowdy raunchy randy candy-coated collection of my poetry aussi, so thank you, justin, my band, you tumblrs and twittering twatters. this is a directory-beggarly and thankyou post of vanity and gratitude.

in other different kinds of writerly-me news ~ my first delves-into-the-profess’ poetess realm of literary interviews are going live this week on the willaweb.tumblr. yours truly is flexing her blogger/prosetry/essay writing and blogterviewing a range of lovely ladies who’ll be reading this friday at WILLA goes live! last night’s is up and there’ll be another before you wake tomorrow! and another the next day! until friday! i’m very excited and hope you’ll take the time to hop on ovah!

—-> http://bit.ly/blogterview1 (w/ writer Susan Steinberg)

p.s. i’m working on a very queer poem i also hope to put up for you tonight, mes amis. stay tuned.

it’s beggarly poetess tuesday! if you would be so kind should you fancy, could you follow and recommend me (votre poetesss) on the tumblr creative writing directory?

—-> http://bit.ly/dirrr

in thanks/temptation?- i share this TARTY lounge chanteuse ukuleleuse shot Justin Moore (unoffic’ offic’ army of toys photographeur and friend extraordinaire!) took of me last thurs. at church of boston, our ship of fools april fool’s bill. i was trying out my flippity flapper flower child petalface, and i had no idea this candid (that alas reveals my uber uke cheat sheet i’m now wean’d from, i swear!) could turn out into such a vintage vivant pinup pose that would make -me- a little jealous of my own life for a sec. one of those moments where an image captures so much zeitgeist it makes your heart ache. and then you realize it’s a mere mirror fragment of your own real life. it’s hard to believe it’s me. i don’t pretend to get used to the kindness of reader-strangers and rock venue audiences. i am so blessed in all my followers/readers of this random rowdy raunchy randy candy-coated collection of my poetry aussi, so thank you, justin, my band, you tumblrs and twittering twatters. this is a directory-beggarly and thankyou post of vanity and gratitude.

in other different kinds of writerly-me news ~ my first delves-into-the-profess’ poetess realm of literary interviews are going live this week on the willaweb.tumblr. yours truly is flexing her blogger/prosetry/essay writing and blogterviewing a range of lovely ladies who’ll be reading this friday at WILLA goes live! last night’s is up and there’ll be another before you wake tomorrow! and another the next day! until friday! i’m very excited and hope you’ll take the time to hop on ovah!

—-> http://bit.ly/blogterview1 (w/ writer Susan Steinberg)

p.s. i’m working on a very queer poem i also hope to put up for you tonight, mes amis. stay tuned.

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~ Tuesday, March 16 ~
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mew? look how happy i am when scribbling for you kids. especially with markers and when i’ve got garter-snapping bitemarks and thigh highs wearily ribboned to cover urchin knee-holes. this is my pretty picture to indicate i’m hard at work on new content(ed poesy for you’s). and shamelessly going to stick this link here, as it’s tuuuesday…(forgive me i so rarely post such things here)

http://www.tumblr.com/directory/recommend/creativewriting/poetesss

(of course this only works if you’re a tumblr who’s following me, de-tails, de-tails…)
xo votre poetesss

p.s. poetess Isabella Gardner, whom i tumbled of today (a poem of hers) @mlle.tumblr :)

mew? look how happy i am when scribbling for you kids. especially with markers and when i’ve got garter-snapping bitemarks and thigh highs wearily ribboned to cover urchin knee-holes. this is my pretty picture to indicate i’m hard at work on new content(ed poesy for you’s). and shamelessly going to stick this link here, as it’s tuuuesday…(forgive me i so rarely post such things here)

http://www.tumblr.com/directory/recommend/creativewriting/poetesss

(of course this only works if you’re a tumblr who’s following me, de-tails, de-tails…)
xo votre poetesss

p.s. poetess Isabella Gardner, whom i tumbled of today (a poem of hers) @mlle.tumblr :)

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