the burlesque poetess(s)

i'm jojo lazar, each and every one of your/s burlesque poetess(s) ~ vaudeville/verse upon request for all your parlour room seance needs.
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~ Thursday, March 15 ~

mlle:

fuckyeaharmyoftoys:

http://www.facebook.com/events/317652318277243/

The Eschaton of 2012 featuring:

9pm Black Thai
http://www.blackthaiband.com/

10pm Sidewalk Driver
http://sidewalkdriver.com/

11pm Planetoid
http://www.planetoidmusic.com/

12am Walter Sickert & the Army of Broken Toys
http://www.armyoftoys.com/

HOSTED by Mary Widow

Doors at 8 PM; Show at 9 PM; 18+

Advance Box Office Price $12
Tickets: http://bit.ly/wcW03u

I might be employing my pineapple-kele (Eleuke) using only 4 fingers on my fretting hand. Do not fret, old school burlesque poetess *cheeky* interruptions may ensue…can’t wait to see you at this absolutely nutto celestial end-times invasion of metal, ‘mazing music, glam, aliens, burly-Q and organized/hosted by the one and only Mary Widow! / This is also the TOys’s last rock-club rock-show for a very long time as we dive deeper/further/forever down the *28 seeds rabbit hole this month to open our theatrical s’experience w. the LAB on 4/20, biensur ;)

p.s. inkdrip afterlife pulp cover flyer of wonder by Walter Sickert, behold & enjoy!

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~ Saturday, August 20 ~

Updated keyring calendar!

mlle.tumblr x-post, because i love:

with immediate future-shows of the riff raff i get up to no good jewlesque awkville bandcestuous carny fambly steam crunks music with: WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS SO LOUD it’s ‘cos we’re jewish, Meff ‘n’ jojo’s Tiny Instrument Revue, Walter Sickert & The Army of BRoken TOys.

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~ Monday, January 10 ~

37. The ancestral shell has been lost

(x-post LJ) Crossies, combination of poem-a-day #240 about December 30, 2010 (Bacon Day)
And @popplers request for a poem on Squid/rain

Frying pan and spatula melted
Into early retirement— reservé aux mutiliés de la guerre
Tail-gating scorched to new heights

Roaring pork in the back of a Cherokee? Was it?
Vagabond squid differentiated from ancestral
Squatters, denim-stripped muscular molluscs

Whose travel plans extend indefinitely, dorso-ventrally
What was once the red outstretched thumb
Is modified into a set of tentacles, tension rods

Condensed into suction cups
Rusted to flasks, the kiss of whiskey
And gristle, it’s Bacon Day’s Bar/Bat Mitzvah

Treyf with no rain of Beggin’ Strips
Octopi-wise Dr. Travis has eight hands
For each second opinion, Dionysian diagnosis

Is that those tiny nervous systems
Are opaque after being awake for 24 hours
In kippot or dark water— completely obscured

A post-performance nap in a lap
Underneath a round event table
Even teeny-er faces under familiar hats

Use my Amelia EarHart’s pork belly bomber
For a pillow, we may have to wear two strands
To make it rain, to melt this larder of snow

(by Rachel Leah Blumenthal)

http://locksmithy.livejournal.com/tag/poem-a-day
http://poetesss.tumblr.com/PAD (a mo. !!! behind on archives, ‘pologies poetesss.tumblr readers)

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