the burlesque poetess(s)


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~ Friday, January 6 ~
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it’s a new year, and i’m starting it sharing a new art studio/practice & workshop space (exciting big/bright/lovely/accessible to Bostocamberville friends!) i hope to have zine/creative writing mentoring options available soon, and eventually mirror-virtual writing workshops. woo!

in other news, i’m going to be helping ‘VIDA: women in literary arts’ folks again this year at AWP Chicago. i was wondering if anyone out there in the ether was looking for a roomie/pleasant roomate and/or looking to book a room for the conference-week with someone. well, i’m on the hunt! let me know or rebroadcast as you see fit. i’m a polite/small/silly vaudevillian poetess (the universe works in quick/mysterious ways…)

happy writing/reading/dreaming and making wonderful mistakes, all. -jojo

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~ Sunday, October 24 ~
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poem-a-day week24 “Delicate deli inappropriacy in ascots & bowlers”

October 11-17, 2010 week24: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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(re-demonstrating how not to stash money your first day of busking in broad daylight) buskbowie

164. October 15, 2010 (fri. rain’d out buskin’ lead to Brookline flyering/debauchery)

Desire is matched by
The distant rhythm
Telegraph the breast
This tasteless catechism
An anxious calm

There will be no copper jingling
As it tumbles out of hat, hair
Loosened into small change
Twisters as our tips rain onto

Boutineer, bound breast, sidewalk
Stage too damp in this Oh, Boston
Storm means roaming Friday night

In flapper cape, in character to flyer
Flaunt kamikaze song at the Jewish
Neighbourhood’s sex shoppe?

Let me regale you with linen napkins
And kugel samplers- delicate deli
Inappropriacy in ascots & bowlers:

Nearby hospice patron
Speaking at a Friday night volume
In a rather rowdy restaurant

We normally love the place
But it’s just TOO LOUD tonight

Repeated to waiter, manager, busboy

Until we finally notice
Their untouched soup and wine
(If we’d been fastier ruffians

We’d have pounded it and toasted
Them L’Chaim! on their way out)
You can’t kick Semitic gem’d gesticulations

And youthful jazz hands out of a booth
For being queer(ly dressed) and bubbly as greps
Water, giggling animatedly ‘bout fisting

In cartoon voices vaudeville bespeaks
Folks rather spiffed up, you can’t point us out
As those rough lookin’ teens with silver topped canes

Lesbros in chimney spout tophats! The one with
The nose ring and monocle! Tattoos and cuff links!
It’s how the boisterous/bourgeoise

Get away with any everything
Isn’t it? Starched & collar’d delinquents
Matzo ball robber barons

Of your calm soup and crackers evening
Paying customers as pretty as we
“Get away with” enjoying ourselves, entertaining
Anyone warm-blooded as bouillon broth

dancin'!

(top italics are ‘poems by removal’ i wrote via The Passionate Life)

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~ Sunday, August 29 ~
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poem-a-day week16 “clothing style worn by members of the Goth subculture”

August 16-22, 2010 week16: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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teeth/haunch

106. August 16, 2010 (mon., TOys photoshoot!)

Afternoon freak trickle down
Driveway puddles red

Teacups’ black teeth leer
Horse haunches ~ knock off ink drops
The quite mad supper

Quaint late apostles
Bunnies in the opium
Inhaling darjeeling

The last tea party’s
Tentacles offer sugar
Cubes, lacey table

Cloth clocks, filigrees
On Elvis Jesus’ hem
Spied through rabbit ears

Lit views over red
Cleavage, Our Holy Mother’s
Furry painted brow

What’s a few bacchanal grapes
Between friends, so steam-roped

Behind the scenes by David Aquilina :)

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~ Sunday, June 13 ~
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poem-a-day week5 (& magical minitour recounts)

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May 31-June 6, 2010, week5: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

(week1 - week2 - week3 - week4)

my above-the-cut teaser this week is the poem that kicks off the army of toys magical tentacle tour. but in close 2nd is the last poem of the week, recounting our lovely/brief stay with the kind/hospitable/immensely talented photographer Kyle Cassidy! anyhoo, (we were on the road sat. the 5th through sat. the 12th, up and down the east coast, yo) friday June 4th was our cd release soiree at boston’s cafe939, we even got a swell review from the *Boston Survival Guide, thanks everso for the kind/ahem-ccurate words: jojo the Burlesque Poetess, with her ukulele and ‘lewd little girl’ persona… / A Walter Sickert & the Army of Broken Toys show isn’t an event; it’s a lifestyle. (!!!) and now, pardon me while i objectify our lovely burlesque artiste (Bex/Dalya) from the show and plaster her loveliness & pasties w. my poesy :) top photo by David Aquilina, lower by Justin Moore.

33. June 4, 2010 (Fri., STEAMSHIPKILLERS cd release party!)

One corner of the green room is for getting
naked, tulle and tights, corsets and clavicle.
Our humid space overlooks a parking lot no one believes

exists unless you’re smoking fruity cigars. A sailor girl
arrives with cookies and, “you’re the burlesque poetess.”
A question with a known answer. A flush of daisies.

Dahlias for the Dalya blue flower who shook some mermaid-tail
feather for us during “sea song.” i swear i didn’t eat the glue
stick while making my “kissses (pecks ‘n poems for car charity) $1”
sign. i was happy to model my rusty escutcheon.

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2nd photo by David Aquilina his gallery of STEAMSHIPKILLERS.

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~ Wednesday, June 2 ~
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poem-a-day week4 (a month of existence in verse)

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May 24-30, 2010, week4: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

(week1 - week2 - week3)

my above-the-cut teaser this week is from last Friday, a 2-shows-in-a-row night for army of toys and Trabants. comes complete with footage and tales of last call attempts at tail. (not mine). i’m also particularly proud of last week’s BDAY ODE to my sisterjesserker from May 29th. love!

…have some of the footage i took on Mora Precarious’s new camera of part of the Trabants’ set from Fri the 28th, too! bonus ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ypTbqllWqg

26. May 28, 2010 (Fri.)

Being served mai tai’s, cosmopolitans, chinese pirates
inside Canis Minor, Cassiopeia…i followed my Frida Kahlo
shadow to this bar from campfire folkfest (we mew their blinds,

broken TOys style). i’d flashed some thank-you tush to the table
that chuckled while i stashed purse, swallowed meds, adjusted
bobby pins holding my dollar store tropics.

The band caravan’d here with triumphant tambourine entrance,
bosom a’glow that would make Titania jealous.
“What if contact with someone’s genitals lead you to a Yellow Submarine-type world?”
“I’d be afraid of getting lost!”

Trabants’ surf soul and foppish Bond tunes are the opposite of strip-music. It makes us dance like men— tightening tie to drums,
tugging up belt to trumpet, flick of the collar with the guitar.

The chin-gesture of bass swagger, of girl to alley. i keep getting tapped
on the shoulder by an aggressively dumb drunk (missed the pick-up
o-clock last call). “So what, do you want me to leave

you alone?” Luckily the horn section’s wingtips step in,
blocks him with vests, rescue-hugs. My shoulder feels bruised by his
pokes, but at least i woke up inside the bohemian dream vie ~ that is my rêve.

angelic elfling edrie. above 2 photos from Terrorence. top image of TOys by Matt Smith, Club Passim.

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~ Wednesday, May 26 ~
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poem-a-day week3

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May 17-23 2010, week3: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

my above-the-cut recap teaser this week was from the 2nd day. because i crack myself up, nerdstyle, and i need to illustrate all of my poems in that secret fantasy future where i have 48 hours in every day to be nothin’ but an art wank! as edrie & walter sickert would say, the world is ending, let’s die art.

Tombcoutrement for 5/18 poem-a-day

5.18.10

i struggle awake after twelve hours mummified in my King
size down comforter. My canopic pot cat curled
on my chest, rumbling reminder of her centuries’ hunger,

tailfeather brushing across my well-bound face. i haven’t
fed her liver or painted an eternal crop-harvest
on my bedroom-tomb’s walls. Some softly murmured

prayer about shields and stars will have to do. i slip
my corroded skin into the tub to rinse the natron off,
greet my packets of viscera with radiography, radiant smile.

i lie still enough to convince myself i need no store
of reserve heads, and let the bathwater out from around me,
soaked in irrational Archimedes delight. i can listen

to the thunderous gurgling pipes, this drain doesn’t
frighten like the gaping pit grave at the hotel
last weekend. the one without a grate, the mini

oubliette capable of sucking anyone’s Ka
right out, as quickly as losing a gold chain while you
lathered. Oh, i’m preoccupied with carry-on luggage

(for the afterlife) too, one symbolic pair of shoes
to keep you through the endless weekend
with Osiris to see the cherry blossoms.

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